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Welcome to

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This is not your regular average rating community; it’s a way of life.
We are the only reason you do not end your dismal life.

Created by two starving artists in the early 21st century, our mission is…to take over the world…one angst-ful love-deprived emo [naked] llama-lovin’ teenager at a time.

Once accepted, you may post pretty much whatever the fuck you want. As long as it has nothing to do with anything. Random things, poetry, pictures [even pictures of your toenails will suffice], and anything else that tickles your fancy.

Before you apply, get to know your friendly neighborhood mods;

meet BRIE. She listens to better music than you. And she draws naked people at Subway. She was born a 40 year old man. Luckily, the surgery worked. She has huge melons now. She will taint you with her octopus ink. And a dry hump. She loves porn. The end.

meet CHRISSY. She also listens to better music than you. Although she doesn’t draw naked people, she dreams about dinosaurs. And the economy. In Mongolia. She was born a poor black child. Please don’t make fun of her hairy ass. She makes paper chains while rapping. Ludacris. Mmm, spaghetti.
The end.


if it’s not in a cut, we will ABSOLUTELY NOT accept you.

1. Tu nombre:
2. Cuantos anos tienes?:
3. ¿tu tienes las palomitas?:
4. do you like peepees, vaginees, or both?
5. From where do you hail, young sailor?
6. What is your mother’s maiden name?
7. What is the capital of Chile?
8. What is your favourite band?
9. What is your seventh favourite band?
10. Do you like movies? Which ones?
11. Do you know how to read?
23. Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro…can you tie ‘em in a knot, can you tie ‘em in a bow…can you swing ‘em over your shoulder like a continental soldier…do your ears hang low?
97. Can you fit your fist in your mouth?
14. If you woke up next to a human-sized potato, what would you do?

1. Feet
2. 1337
3. llamas
4. abstinence
5. porn

If you don’t know how, you’re stupid so look it up.

ps; accepted users, PROMOTE!
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just remove the asterisks + you're set!

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