Sammy (lessthatperfect) wrote in plz_kthx,
Sammy
lessthatperfect
plz_kthx

application.

BASICS
1. Tu nombre: sammy?
2. Cuantos anos tienes?: gah! i don't know spanish.
3. ¿tu tienes las palomitas?: i take french. thx chrissy.
4. do you like peepees, vaginees, or both? male people.
5. From where do you hail, young sailor? ye ol' new jersey
6. What is your mother’s maiden name? conway.
7. What is the capital of Chile? santiago! oi, they say that in that poe story.
8. What is your favourite band? guns 'n' roses most likely :/.
9. What is your seventh favourite band? the kicks.
10. Do you like movies? Which ones? yes i do. the nightmare before christmas. big fish. x-men 8]. king arthur. a cinderella story. and others
11. Do you know how to read? if i didn't could i be answering these questions? (not including the spanish ones)
23. Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro…can you tie ‘em in a knot, can you tie ‘em in a bow…can you swing ‘em over your shoulder like a continental soldier…do your ears hang low? nope :( that song reminds me of the 'down by the bay' one though :]
97. Can you fit your fist in your mouth? nope, just tried, it hurt.
14. If you woke up next to a human-sized potato, what would you do? hug it. take it on the swings. eat it for dinna. :)

OPINIONS
1. Feet - oh man do my feet smell.
2. 1337 - 7H|5 |5 H4R|) 70 WR|73/7YP3
3. llamas - AH! I TOOK PICTURES OF A LLAMA FARM IN NEVADA <3
4. abstinence - whatever floats your knickers.
5. porn - no way josetta.


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me [green], vanessa & emily... i look dead.
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